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A sobbing man walks into a bar, the bartender asks " what'll ya have? ''
The man replies ''give me a pitcher of beer and a mop.''
The bartender looks puzzled and asks the man "why the mop ?''
Sniveling, the man retorted "I've just sold my classic Mustang, I can't stop crying!!''
Next a slobbering skeleton struts in, the bartender asks "what'll ya have?''
The skeleton snorts "give me a pitcher of beer and a mop! ''
Stunned, the bartender quizzes the skeleton ''did you sell your classic mustang?"
Skeleton looks surprised and answers "not over my dead body . The beer just goes right through me!''